Passat (B5) :: 2000 - Interior Lights Would Randomly Work

Car is a 2000 Passat, 1.8t, APR, Forge Splitter, DV relocated, lowered.

Recently, the interior lights would randomly work and then not work when ANY door would open. Now all interior lights work at all, but the dash lights DO WORK as well as all the lights in the dash. It appears that the issue is isolated to just the map/reading lights. So no map and reading lights whether ANY door is open or if the switch is placed in the on position, this goes for the front, rear upper side lights, and the trunk light. The glove box and under door lights don't work as well. Consequently my drivers side window stopped working as well but I am thinking that may be a separate issue seeing as how the window kind of had a mind of its own before this all happened.

Things that I have checked:

1) I first thought that the microswitch in the drivers door was toast but the door alarm still works when the drivers door is open, the power locks still work, and the headlight alarm works when they are on and drivers door is open.

2) I checked the two main fuses for the 'Comfort Control' Systems. They were both fine.

3) I check for continuity across both of those circuits at the fuse block, the circuit is complete.

4) I checked the continuity of the fuses, they were fine.

The only thing I haven't physically checked is the CCM itself. I want to believe that this isn't the issue since I am religious about cleaning out my drains in the battery tray and door jambs.